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OfficerSalzig
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Registration Date: 08-11-2019
Date of Birth: 08-22-1919 (101 years old)
Local Time: 04-20-2021 at 09:38 PM
Status: Offline

OfficerSalzig's Forum Info
Joined: 08-11-2019
Last Visit: 08-20-2020, 11:13 PM
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Time Spent Online: 1 Hour, 44 Minutes, 49 Seconds
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OfficerSalzig's Contact Details
Homepage: http://www.teamfortress.com/
Additional Info About OfficerSalzig
Location: Dustbowl
Bio: Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: How am I going to stop some big mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
Sex: Male


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